I am a puppet that plays the role of a superhero on a popular 80s children show. I moonlight as a producer and DJ of Hip Hop, Drum and Bass, and other contemporary styles of music. The vasts amounts of money I have earned through my exploits in tv and music have allowed me to build an army of robots designed to search the entire planet looking for signs of progressive art, creativity, and style. These robots coordinate their efforts in a secret underground layer where they compile their findings into a series of posts to a web blog. I live to share this blog with you. My mission is save the world from a plague of thoughtless, repetitive visual and audio pollution. This may be my only hope.